Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego…

A. “Is it in?”

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?

A. Nothing.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?

A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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