A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to
a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a
while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet.In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him
says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall,
200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the
woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that
joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times.” <br><br>******************************
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