A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her
topless… “Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to
her breasts.
“Well, son,” she says, These are balloons, and when you die,
they inflate and float you up to heaven.“
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off,
quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea,
he rushes into the kitchen screaming, ”Mommy, mommy, Aunt Jenny
is dying!“
”What do you mean?“ says his mother.
”Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with
both of her balloons out. Dad's trying to blow em up for her and
she keeps yelling, “Oh God, I'm coming!<br><br>******************************
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