Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going
anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get
ahead.

Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math,
history and logic.

“What's logic?” asked Bubba.

The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own
a weed-eater?”

“I sure do,” answered the redneck.

“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied
the professor.

“That's real good,” the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you
have a yard, you also have a house.”

Impressed, the redneck shouted, ‘AMAZIN?!!!!!!

“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”

Betty Mae! This is incredible!“ (Bubba is obviously catching on.)

”Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume the you
are heterosexual,“ said the professor.

”You’re absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing
I ever heard of! I can't wait to take this here logic class.“

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back
Into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. ”So, what
classes are ya takin?“ he asks.

”Math, history and logic,“ replies Bubba.

”What in tarnation is logic?“

”Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?“

”No.“

”You're queer, ain't ya?“<br><br>******************************
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