Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford
are flying to a supermodels conference in Paris,
when the captain of the plane announces: “We have
just lost power to the engines and are going to make
an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position
immediately!

The three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face.
Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: ”What the hell are you
doing fixing your face when we are about to crash!“

Claudia responds: I know for a fact that the rescue
workers will search for and save first, the ones with
the best looking faces, which is why Iam putting on my
make-up.”

Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful
mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of
gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout:
“Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring
your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die?”

Cindy responds: “I have it on good authority in plane
crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women with
big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing my tits!”

Not hesitating, Naomi pulls down her skirt and panties to
expose her “love triangle.” Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy
yell: Naomi, are you crazy? Why are you exposing your crotch
for everyone to see?“

Calmly, Naomi responds: ”Bitches, please! I know for a fact
the first thing the rescue workers look for is a black box!“<br><br>******************************
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