A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun
game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa. ”Again, she
declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated,
says, “Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and
if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This
catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches
into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the
lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, “What goes
up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The
lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his
modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no
answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and
hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back
to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks, “Well, what's the answer? ”Without a word, the blonde
reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to
sleep.<br><br>******************************
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