… a gay guy is walking down a street late at night and sees a
homeless man sleeping on a bench. the gay guy goes up to him and
tries to wake him up, but the homeless guy reeks of alcohol and
is obviously passed out. the gay guy looks around and seeing
that no one else is around, pulls the homeless guy's pants down
and fucks him in the ass, pulls the guys pants back up and puts
a $10 bill in his hand and leaves. the next morning the homeless
man wakes up and is astonished “wow, i've got 10 dollars” he
says and quickly goes to the corner liquour store. he goes in
and tells the clerk “i want 10 dollars of your cheapest wine” so
the clerk gives him his 10 dollars worth of wine and the bum
heads back to his bench, drinks the wine, gets drunk and passes
out. that night, the gay guy comes down the street with his
friend and the gay guy says “hey, he's there again”. so the two
guys go up to the homeless man, look around, then pull his pants
down and they both take turns fucking him in the ass, they pull
his pants back up and they each put a 10 dollar bill in his
hand. the next morning, the homeless man wakes up and is excited
again as he sees he's got 20 dollars now. so he heads to the
corner liquour store and tells the clerk he wants 20 dollars of
the cheapest wine there. so the clerk gives him his 20 dollars
of cheap wine and the homeless man goes back to his bench,
drinks the cheap wine and passes out stone drunk again. that
night, the gay guy comes down the street with 10 of his gay
friends. they look around and pull the homeless man's pants down
and each of them fuck him in the ass. they all get done, pull up
his pants and they each leave him 10 dollars in his hand. the
next morning the homeless man wakes up a can't believe his
eyes “man o' man, 100 freakin' dollars!!” he goes up to the
liquour store and tells the clerk he has 100 dollars to spend.
the clerk goes “i know, i know, you want 100 dollars worth of
the cheapest wine” and the homeless man says “well, no, actually
i'm gonna get something a bit more expensive” the clerk keeps
listening intently, “cause that cheap wine is really tearing my
ass up!!” <br><br>******************************
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