First of all, they hang out with us and help us enjoy the good
times. Second, they help pull us through the hard times that we
face in life. And lastly, they introduce us to people we can
hook up with. That is one of the most important and least
appreciated functions that friends serve. As far as I'm
concerned the mark of a good friend isn't that he or she “was
there for me when I needed it most”. My best friend is the one
who has provided me with the most access to a piece of ass over
the last ten years.

Think about your entire history of relationships… Every person
you dated long term, short term, prison term, and every random
hook-up in between. The vast majority of those relationships
were with someone you met through a common friend. Very rarely
do you find a couple who met randomly at a bar. Most couples met
through a friend, a friend of a friend, or a relative.

The reason most relationships begin this way is what I call the
“V4 Principle.” “V4” is short for “Vouch For” and it is this
reason that the majority of people in America get laid.

Say you're out on a Friday night and you see a cute blond at the
bar. You approach her, make small talk, and attempt to pick her
up. To you she's a hottie with dating potential. To her you're
just another one of the drunken masses out there trying to score
some ass. Now take the same situation as before, but when you
see her at the bar she is talking to your best friend's
girlfriend. Now when you approach you're SOMEBODY, as opposed to
the NOBODY you were before. The
girl at the bar has a reference point for you and your best
friend's girlfriend is there to vouch for you “Oh, that's Fred.
He's Mike's best friend. They work together at the law firm.
He's a real sweetie, and he's sooo cute when he's drunk. ”See
how it works?

You're the same drunken ass either way, but now you're perceived
as charming. So, if friends are largely responsible for our hook-
ups, how does one improve his odds? Simple, just use this handy
dandy friendship reference guide that follows to determine who
you should hang out with more and which friends to discard:

1.) Married Friends - Don't have any. They only hang out with
other miserably married couples and they constantly attempt to
pull the rest of us into their pit of despair. There is no ass
for you here.

2.) Friends Who Work In The Service Industry - Hold on to these.
People who work in restaurants, bars, retail, and the like tend
to have a plethora of same aged single people to kick it with.
They are laid back and don't work until noon, so they're always
up for a night out. Also, all hostesses are easy.

3.) Friends Who Do A lot of Drugs -Keepers. Whether you do drugs
or not is irrelevant. People who do a lot of drugs tend to hang
out with other people who do a lot of drugs… and, chicks who
do a lot of drugs tend to be easy.

4.) Religious Friends - No! No! No! All of their friends are
usually bible-thumpers as well, and a meeting a group of hot
Baptists is like going to your favorite bar without any money.
You can look all you want, but you can't have anything.

5.) Strippers - If you have any friends who are strippers, you
must contact me immediately. Please let me know where you'll be
this weekend… <br><br>******************************
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