A guy out on the golf course took a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he
could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said to the doctor, “How bad is it?….I'm going to be
married next week and on my honeymoon, and my fiancee is still a
virgin in every way.”

The doctor told him, “I'll have to put your penis in a splint to
let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.”

He then took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-
sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of
art.

The guy mentioned none of this to his fiancee, married her and
went on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room she ripped
open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. She said,
You're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts.“

He immediately dropped his pants and replied…..”Look at this,
it's still in the crate!“<br><br>******************************
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