Mr. Reiss got himself a new secretary. Maggie was young, sweet
and polite.

One day while taking dictation, Maggie noticed his fly was open

and, on leaving the room, she said “Oh, Mr Reiss, did you know

that your barracks door is open?”

He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to

look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have

some fun with his new secretary. Calling her in, he asked “By the

way, Miss Bolt, when you saw my barracks door open this morning,

did you see a soldier standing at attention?”

She was quite witty. “Why, no, Mr. Reiss” she replied. “All I saw

was a disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags.”


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