One day while at his best friend, Jim's house, Norris decides that he desperately needed a shag.

Jim, I know I can ask you this because we are such good mates and all. I need a shag, can I shag your wife “please?”, said Norris.

Jim thinks about it for a while and finally says, “Because we are such good friends, Norris, yes you can. But be warned, do NOT go down on her. Understand?”.

Norris nods and heads upstairs to where Jim's wife is tucked up in bed. He quickly went to work, but he was over come with an incredible sudden urge to go down on her. But he remembered what Jim had said and restrained himself.

After finishing he went downstairs and watched a little more TV. An hour or so later, Norris said.

“Jim? Can I shag her again please?. To which Jim replied ”OK, but remember, don't go down on her!!!“.

Norris happily bounded up the stairs and into the bedroom pounced on Jim's wife and was about to start shagging her when he decided he HAD to go down on her, he couldn't help himself.

Meanwhile, Jim sat happily watching the TV heard Norris being sick upstairs followed by him running down the stairs looking decidedly ill.

”What's wrong Norris?“.

”I'm sorry Jim, I know you told me not to, but I couldn't help myself…“

”You went down on her didn't you Norris!!!!“ said Jim looking horrified.

”I got a mouth full of rice!!!“ said Norris disgusted!

”That wasn't rice Norris, she's been dead three weeks!!“
<br><br>Vectro

”Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."