There's this 75 year old guy in the doctors office, having some health problems. The doctor asks him, “what did your father die from ? ”, at which the old man responds, did I say my father was dead ? He's 96 years old and in perfect health.“

The surprised doctor says, ”Oh I see. Well that's great. What, then, did HIS father die from ? “ The old man now looking distressed responds ” did I say HIS father was dead “?

The doctor, now REALLY surprised says ” You mean your grandfather is alive too ? That's really unusual……how old is he ?“ ”One hundred and twenty years old“ responds the old man. ” He's in perfect health, in fact, next week he's getting married……to a ninteen year old girl “!

The doctor, confused says ” It's wonderful that he's in good health, but I do wonder, why would he want to marry a nineteen year old girl“ ?

The old man responds, ” did I say he WANTED to get married“ ?

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