Nokkrir góðir Yo mama so fat brandarar :)

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.

Yo mama so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama so fat but I fucked her anyway.

Yo mama so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Yo mama so fat even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama so fat even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her.

Yo mama so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama so fat God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.

Yo mama so fat her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mama so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama so fat her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky-road.

Yo mama so fat her car is made of spandex.

Yo mama so fat her car is made out of spandex.

Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama so fat her driver's license says “Picture continued on other side.”

Yo mama so fat her favorite blouse is a tent.

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Damn.”

Yo mama so fat her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama so fat her skates went flat.

Yo mama so fat she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo mama so fat she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.

Yo mama so fat she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says “Okay.”

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a truck and asked “Who threw that rock?”

Yo mama so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.

Yo mama so fat she has 48 midnight snacks.

Yo mama so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.

Yo mama so fat she has her own area code.

Yo mama so fat she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears.

Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station.

Yo mama so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Yo mama so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mama so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.

Yo mama so fat she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.

Yo mama so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said “I'll wait my turn.”


Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family!”

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.

Yo mama so fat she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

Yo mama so fat she made Richard Simmons cry.

Yo mama so fat she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mama so fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.

Yo mama so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo mama so fat she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mama so fat she needs a road map to find her ass.

Yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.

Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mama so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.

Yo mama so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Yo mama so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said “Break it up!”

Yo mama so fat she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.


hahahahaha :)