A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that
he's being watched by a midget. Although the little
fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't
get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small
stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds
to admire his privates at close range.

“Wow!” comments the midget,“Those are the nicest
balls I have ever seen!”

Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget
and starts to move away. “Listen, I know this is a
rather strange request,”says the little fellow,
“but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them.”

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no
real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget
reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls,
and says…

“Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!”