A mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her 5 year old son playing with his new electric
train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All
of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
off now ‘cause this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
asses in the train ’cause we're going down the
tracks.”

The horrified mother went in and told her son, “We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now
we want you to go to your room and you are to stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train, but I want you to use nice
language.”

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom
and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
“All passengers, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
ride with us again soon.”

She heard her little darling continue: “For those of
you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in
the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, the child added,
“For those of you who are pissed off about the
two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen….”