Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating
up. But then the wife stops and says “I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me.” The husband says “WHAT??”
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs
as a Woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he
might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her
shopping at a big dept. store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
And
then tells his wife. We'll take all three of them. Then goes over
and
gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to
the Jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but
she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
husband
says “but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then
lets get it.” The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot
even believe what is going on. She says “I am ready to go, lets
go
to the cash register.” The husband says,“ no - no - no, honey
we're
not going to buy all this stuff.”
The wife's face goes blank.
“No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” Her
face
gets really red and she is about to explode and then the Husband
says
"You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man!!!