A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is
taken to the hospital. While on the operating
table she has a near death experience. During
that experience she sees God and asks if this
is it. God says no and explains that she has
another 30-40 years to live. Upon her recovery
she decides to just stay in the hospital and
have major cosmetic surgery: a face lift,
liposuction, tummy tuck, etc. She even has
someone come in and change her hair color.
She figures, since she's got another 30 or
40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walks out the hospital after the last operation
and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the
hospital. She arrives in front of God and asks,
“I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?”
God replies, “Sorry, I didn't recognize you.”