If you can pass this test (one of many), then you're almost ready to become a daddy: Prepare yourself by obtaining a small cloth bag and filling it with eight to twelve pounds of sand. Make sure you soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 p.m., begin to waltz and hum with the bag until around 9:00 p.m., patting it gently to simulate calming it down. Now lay down with your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 p.m. When the alarm goes off, DO NOT hit the snooze alarm; but get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard since the day you were born. When you run out of songs, play peek-a-boo with your bag and pretend that even without sleep, you're having a grand time. Now you can turn off all the lights in the house, sit in the living room in the dark (leave the TV off since it distracts the bag), and gently pat your bag until 4:00 a.m. Lay down with your bag, set the alarm for 5:00 a.m., get up, and make breakfast for your wife while holding your bag in one arm. Then go to work. Do all this and you've passed yet another test to know if you're ready to become a daddy.

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