Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall.

Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.

Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
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Kíkjið á <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/Engel/">síðuna mína</a> og tjáið ykkur í gestabókina.