A man goes to be baptized by total immersion. He goes into the water and stands next to the pastor. The pastor takes hold of him and submerges him under the water. He lifts the man up and asks, “Do you believe?”

The man says, “Yes, I do.”

The pastor puts him back in the water and lifts him up, then asks him again if he believes. The man says, “Yes, I believe!”

The pastor submerges him a third time, and this time holds him under for a long time. When the pastor brings him up, he asks the man, “What do you believe?”

The man replies, gasping for breath, “I believe you're trying to kill me!”

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