Three young men die together in an accident and go to Heaven. God checks their life records and says to the first man, “You cheated on your wife, and you had sex with other women before you were married, so you will be given a motorized scooter for your use here in Heaven.” Then, turning to the next man, He says, “You had sex before marriage as well, but you were faithful to your wife, so you will be given a Jeep.” And the last man was told, “You were a decent man all through your life, so you will be given an excellent car.”

One day the first man sees the third one crying in his car. “Why are you crying?” he asked.

“Because I just saw my wife,” the third man said, “on a bicycle!”

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