Bicycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride you Bicycle at any time of the month.
Bicycles don't have parents.
Bicycles don't whine, unless something is really wrong.
When riding, you and your Bicycle arrive at the same time.
You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
Bicycles don't care how many Bicycles you have ridden.
Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
You'll never hear, “surprise, you're going to own a new bicycle” - unless you go out and buy one.
If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
You can have a black Bicycle and bring it home to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
If you say bad things to your bicycle you don't have to apologise before you ride again.
You can ride you bicycle as long as you like and it won't get sore.
You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
Bicycles don't get headaches.
Bicycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Bicycle never wants a night out with other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if your late.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Bicycle.
If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
When in mixed company you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time your were on your Bicycle.
You can always chain your Bicycle to the railings and go for a pint.
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“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”