Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell and Cindy Crawford were all flying to the States when the pilot announced that the plane was in serious trouble and that they'd have to attempt an emergency landing, so all passengers should assume crash positions.

Cindy immediately reached into her handbag for her make-up and started powdering her face.

“What are doing?” asked Naomi and Claudia.

Cindy replied, “Everybody knows the first women rescued from plane crashes are the ones with pretty faces.”

Claudia immediately started taking off her bra, revealing two beautiful breasts.

“What are you doing?” asked Naomi.

Claudia replied, “Everbody knows crash investigators rescue women with big breasts first!”

Naomi then shrugged and took off her knickers. Cindy and Claudia both yelled, “This has gone too far! What the hell are you doing?”

Naomi replied, “Everyone knows the first thing crash investigators look for in a plane crash is the black box!”

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