Superman was flying around Metropolis looking for trouble when he spotted Wonder Woman apparently sunbathing nude on top of a building. “Well,” he thought to himself, “I'm so fast I bet I could fly down there and nail her before she even knew what hit her.” So he undid his yellow belt, lowered his red shorts, flew down, did his thing and soared off into the Metropolitan sky.

Wonder Woman lay stunned. “What was that?” she asked, aghast.

“I don't know,” groaned the Invisible Man, “but my ass sure is sore now.”

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