A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: “PIG”!!

The man immediately leans out his window and replies with “BITCH”.

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he runs into a pig in the middle of the road.

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”