The teacher draws a penis on the blackboard but doesn't label it. Instead she asks the class if anyone knows what it is. Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher asks, “Well, what is it, Little Johnny?”

Little Johnny replies, “It's a penis.” The teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows that. Little Johnny replies, “That's easy, my daddy has two of them.” The teacher is puzzled by this and asks Little Johnny to explain. Little Johnny says, “He uses the little one to pee with, and the big one to brush the babysitter's teeth.”


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