One day, a boy comes home after school looking jubilant. His mother askes him, “Why are you so happy?”

The boy responds, “I just had sex with my English teacher.”

The mother is mortified, of course, and tells the boy his father will hear about this when he gets home. So when he does get home, the mother tells him what happened between the boy and the English teacher.

The father breaks out in smiles and says, “Congratulations, son! You're a real man now! Let's go out for some ice cream to celebrate!” So off to the ice cream parlor they go, but after eating their ice cream, the dad says, “Son, I'm still so very proud of you. Let's go to the carnival to celebrate.” And so they do, but after the carnival, the dad says, “Son, I know you wanted a new bicycle for Christmas, but what the heck…Let's go get that new bike now!”

The boy groans and says, “Dad, could we go get the bike later? My ass is still kinda sore from all the sex.”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.