A rich man and poor man were both sitting at the bar one night during the holiday season. Suddenly the rich man turned to the poor man and asked him, “Are you married?”
The poor man groaned, “Yeah, I'm here, aren't I?”
“I know what you mean,” said the rich man. “As a matter of fact, I just returned from buying my wife a brand new BMW and a diamond ring for Christmas. What did you buy yours?”
The poor man laughed and said, “I bought her a pair of slippers and a dildo.”
Amazed, the rich man asked, “Why would you buy her a thing like that?”
“Because,” the poor man answered, “if she doesn't like the slippers I bought her, she can go f&(* herself!”
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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.
Hugi notar vefkökur til að bæta notendaupplifun á vefsíðunni og greina umferð um hana.
Einnig hefur Hugi uppfært persónuverndarstefnu sína.