A teenage postal worker was delivering a blow-up doll to a lonely man. The teenage fella decided to give it a quick shag. Then he gave the parcel, fully rewrapped, to the owner.

The next month a manager phoned the man to see if he was happy with the doll. “Yes,” the customer said, “I love it. It's so realistic, I shagged it once and got the clap!”

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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.