FIRST THE WOMEN 40-ish 48
Adventurer Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic Flat-chested
Average looking Ugly
Beautiful Pathological liar
Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin
Educated College dropout
Emotionally Secure Medicated
Feminist Fat; ball buster
Free spirit Substance user
Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun Annoying
Gentle Comatose Good
Listener Borderline Autistic
New-Age All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud
Passionate Loud
Poet Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional Bitch
Redhead Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque Grossly Fat
Romantic Looksbetter by candle light
Voluptuous Very Fat
Young at heart Toothless crone


THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST 40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking Arrogant bastard
Honest Pathological Liar
Huggable Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle Insecure, overly dependent
Mature Until you get to know him
Open-minded Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful Says “Please” when demanding a beer

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”