One day three strangers were out golfing. So while one guy was hitting, the other two were talking: “So,” the first one asked, “what do you do for a living?”

The second replied “I'm a professor who specializes in deductive reasoning.”

“What's that?”

“I'll give you an example,” said the professor. “Do you have a dog?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay, then. I can deduce from that fact that you have kids.”

“Yeah, that's right, I do.”

“And from that I deduce that you have a wife, and from that I deduce that you're a heterosexual.”

“That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen,” said the first man, genuinely impressed. Now it was the professor's turn to hit, so the third golfer entered the conversation. “You have to talk to this professor,” said the first man. “He specializes in deductive reasoning.”

The third guy said, “What's that?”

The first guy replied, “Okay, I'll give you an example: Do you have a dog?”

“No.”

“Fag!”

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