On their first night together, the newlywed couple goes to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. “Ohhh, aaaahhh,” he exclaims, “my God, you are so beautiful! Let me take your picture.”

Puzzled she asks, “My picture?”

He answers, “Yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever.” She smiles, and he takes her picture. Then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe, and his new bride asks, “But why do you wear a robe? We are married now.” At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, “Oh, OH MY, let me get a picture!”

He beams and asks, “Why, so you can carry me close to your heart?”

“No!” she answers, “It's so I can get it enlarged!”

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