One day a man was in a big car accident, and the crash was so bad he had to have his arm amputated. When he woke up in the hospital, the doctor was there and told him not to worry, as they'd made amazing advances in prosthetics and had a new arm that looked and felt exactly like a real human arm.

The guy was testing his new arm when he suddenly had to take a leak, so he went into the nearest public restroom and found it deserted. Deciding that this was a perfect opportunity to test his new limb, he instructed it to unbutton his pants and unzip his fly. The hand performed perfectly. “Take out my dick,” the man said, “and aim it in the pot.” Once again the arm worked perfectly. He finishes urinating and told the arm, “Shake off the last drop.” That worked fine as well, but the man noticed that it felt extra nice. “Shake it again,” he said, getting ideas, then whispered, “Jerk it off.” The man's eyes bugged out of his head as the arm ripped his penis off and held it in front of his face. “F&(* ME!” the man screamed in pain, at which point the arm shoved his dismembered member up his ass. “OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS SHIT?” the man screamed, and the arm jammed his penis into his eye.

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