One day these two midgets who'd never had sex decided to go to a brothel. The madam ushers them in and says she has the perfect two ladies for them, so the guys go upstairs. All night one of the midgets can be heard yelling “1-2-3 uh, 1-2-3 uh!”

The next day the first midget says to his friend, “Boy, you must've had a good time last night, didn't you?”

“Why do you say that?” says his friend.

“Well, all last night I could hear you yelling, ‘1-2-3 uh, 1-2-3 uh!’”

“Oh,” the other says. “You thought I was enjoying myself? No, man, that was just me trying to jump up on the bed!”

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