Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and walked down the hall toward his parents room. Before he made it to the end of the hall, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light came on. Little Johnny walked into the bathroom and saw his father removing a used condom.

“Daddy, what are you doing?” asked little Johnny.

His father looked around nervously wondering what he could tell his son. “I, um, I was just checking the bathroom for mice,” he replied.

Little Johnny looked at his father with a gaze of confusion and said, “Well, what were you going to do if you found one, screw it?”
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