You remind me of a spanner - everytime I look at you I feel my nuts tighten.

You've got mirror knickers - I can see myself in them.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Guy: “Would you like to dance?”
Girl: “I wouldn't dance with you.”
Guy: “I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in that skirt”

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”