One day, this lady went to the doctor to get a checkup, but while there she began telling the doctor that she and her husband's sex life wasn't so great and asked if there was anything he could prescribe to spice it up. He gave her some pills and told her to put only one pill in her husband's food when she wanted to have sex.

That night, she put one pill in his food and he said, “Honey, let's do it!” She thought that was great, and they did it all night long.

The next night, she put two pills in his food. They did it all night and all the next day.

The third night, she put the whole bottle in, and a couple of weeks later their little boy was at the doctor for a check-up. As the little boy got ready to go, he said, “Hey! Aren't you the doctor who gave my mom all those pills?”

The doctor said, “Yes, and by the way, how's everything going?”

The boy said, “I'll tell you like this, Doc: My mother is dead, my sister is pregnant, my ass hurts, and when I left home my dad was chasing the cat around the living room table.”

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