Little Johnny's class is having a spelling bee, and the word in question is “definitely.” The first person to raise her hand is Sally, who stammers, “D…E…F…E…”

The teacher says, “No, I'm sorry, but that's not right.”

The next person is Bobby, who says, “D…E…F…I…N…A…”

The teacher says, “No, I'm sorry, but that's not right either.”

Then little Johnny raises his hand and says, “D…E…F…I…N…I…T…E…L…Y.”

The teacher says, “Very good, Johnny! Now can you use that in a sentence?

Little johnny says, ”Do farts have lumps?“

The teacher says, ”No, Johnny, they don't. Why?“

Little johnny says, ”Well, then, I've DEFINITELY shit in my pants!"
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