Little Johnny always gets the least attention in class due to being ungentlemanly. One day the teacher asks the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Up jumps little Johnny, but to no awail. Instead, little Susie is given the chance. “I went to the circus yesterday,” she says, “and it was ‘fascinating.’”

The teacher says, “No, Susie, I just want ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating.’” Up jumps little Johnny, but again to no avail.

The teacher next calls on young Paul, who says, “I was ‘fascinated’ by the fishes at the aquarium.”

The teacher says, “No, Paul, not ‘fascinated,’ just ‘fascinate.’” Up jumps our hero.

The teacher thinks, “What can he do to pervert the word ‘fascinate?’” so she decides to give him a try. “Yes, little Johnny?” she asks.

Little Johnny beams and says, “My sister's blouse has ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only ‘fascinate!’”
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