One day two women are sitting on the front porch talking. The first woman says, “My husband just proposed to me!”

The second woman replies, “Isn't that nice?”

The first woman says, “My husband took me to an expensive French restaurant.”

The second woman replies, “Oh, isn't that nice.”

The first woman says, “My husband bought me a brand-new mink coat.”

“Yes, isn't that nice,” says the second woman.

The first woman asks, “So what has your husband done for you?”

“My husband took me to an anger management class,” replies the second wife, “where they taught me to say, ‘Isn’t that nice?' instead of ‘Who gives a flying fuck?’”

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Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.