Two police officers were walking down the street one night and turned a corner to see two men on the sidewalk. One was on his hands and knees naked, and the other was behind him with two fingers up his behind. One of the policeman said to the second fellow, “What are you doing?”

“I'm trying to make my buddy throw up,” the guy explained. “He's incredibly drunk, and it isn't safe.”

The second officer said, “You'll never make him sick that way.”

The friend said, “I will when I stick my fingers in his mouth.”

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