A male gorilla at the zoo had been separated from his mate for several months and was really horny. One night after the zoo closed and all the animal keepers left, he decided he was going to tear the bars apart and screw the first animal he could find. After leaving his cage and running through the zoo, he came upon a sleeping lion. The gorilla really wasn`t thrilled with his find but since he had promised himself he would take the first thing he could get, he grabbed the lion and screwed it.

Just as the gorilla finished, the lion awoke and was really pissed. The lion started chasing the gorilla through the zoo and was beginning to gain on him. The gorilla turned a corner and saw a park bench with a newspaper on it. Thinking quickly, the gorilla sat down on the bench and held the newspaper in front of him as if he were reading it.

When the lion turned the corner he stopped at the park bench. Not knowing what was behind the newspaper, he asked the “reader” if he had seen a gorilla run by. From behind the paper, the gorilla said, “You mean the one that screwed the lion?”

The lion shook his head and shouted, “Oh no! It`s already in the papers!”

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