After a dismal loss at a local hockey game, the coach gives the team quite a talking-to in the dressing room. “You're all a bunch of wimps!” he yells. “I've decided to bring in Otto the bodybuilder to teach you how to be tough.”

So Otto takes a bag off a shelf, pulls out a snake, and puts the snake to sleep by squeezing it in his hand. “Is that tough?” he asks. No one even flinches, so he pulls a snapping turtle out of a box. He then lets the turtle bite his most private part, but Otto doesn't even whimper or grimace. He then takes a hockey stick, smacks the turtle on the head, and lets it fall to the floor. “Any of you willing to do that?” he growls.

“I will,” says the captain, “as long as you don't hit me with the stick.”

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