“I'M GOING FISHING”
Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.“


”IT'S A GUY THING“
Translated: ”There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical“.


”CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?“
Translated: ”Why isn't it already on the table?“


”UH HUH,“ ”SURE, HONEY“, OR ”YES, DEAR“
Translated: Means absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.


”IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN“
Translated: ”I have no idea how it works.“


”TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.“
Translated: ”I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.“


”THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.“
Translated: ”Are you still talking?“


”YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.“
Translated: ”I remember the theme song to ‘The A-Team’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.“


”I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.“
Translated: ”The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.“
<br><br>Vectro

”Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."