A man went golfing every weekend for years.

One Saturday morning he started out as usual but when he got to the course he found it was very cold and looked like rain, so he decided not to play.

Since it was early when he arrived back home, he decided to join his wife who was still dozing in bed.

He took off his clothes, climbed in, snuggled up next to her backside and said, “It's really bad outside.”

She replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband still went golfing?”

<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”