This guy comes into a bar with a monkey. While the guy is having a drink at the bar, the monkey climbs onto a pool table, picks up the cue ball, and eats it. Seeing this, the bartender approaches the man and asks “What's up with the monkey? He ate my damn cue ball!!”

The man apologizes and says “It's okay. He'll shit it out a little later,and I'll clean it up and return it. No prob.” The bartender gives the man a strange look, but says that will be fine.

The next day, the man returns with the monkey and the cue ball. After returning the ball to the bartender, he sits down for a drink. This time the monkey sits a little ways down the bar where a bowl of peanuts is sitting on the bar. The bartender watches as the monkey picks up a peanut, sticks it up his ass, takes it out and looks at it, then eats it. Perplexed, the bartender continues to watch as the monkey repeats the procedure; picks up a peanut, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, looks at it for a second,then eats it.

The bartender walks to the other end of the bar where the man is sitting and asks “What the hell is up with that crazy monkey now?” and points at the monkey.

The man answers “Well, after passing that cue ball, now he measures everything first!”


<br><br>Vectro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”