A certain farmer owned hundreds of animals but had a problem with his chickens, namely, that they wouldn't reproduce because he had no rooster to mate with them. So the farmer went to his neighbor's place in search of a rooster, but the neighbor was asking eight hundred bucks! “Yeah, that rooster is one hell of a screwer,” said the neighbor, “with an extremely high sex drive.” As that was exactly what the farmer needed, he bought the rooster and went back to his farm.

He then told the rooster, “Listen, I bought you for a purpose, and I hope you can handle it!” The rooster then nodded as if it understood, and as soon as the farmer let it go, it was screwing every chicken on the farm. After that, it went over to the geese and ducks and started screwing all of them as well! Shockingly, the rooster still wanted more after that, so it went over to the herd of cows; and yes, it even screwed all of them!

The farmer began to get worried the rooster might get sick from exhaustion. Sure enough, the next morning the farmer saw the rooster lying flat in the middle of the field, with a flock of vultures circling overhead. The farmer rushed outside and said to the rooster, “What a waste of eight hundred bucks you turned out to be.”

The rooster then opened one eye and said quietly, “Hey, keep it down, will ya? Those vultures are getting closer!”

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