Two rats were arguing about who was better at lovemaking, so to settle their argument, they decided to separate and shag as many forest animals as they could and then meet back at the same place in three hours.

The first rat went out and made love to a lizard, a squirrel, a frog, a gecko, and a hen in an hour. Then he went back to the designated spot and waited for the other rat to come back. After almost three hours the other rat returned, and the first one was sure the second rat had lost the bet due to the length of time he was gone. “Well, how many did you screw?” the first rat said to the other.

The second rat replied, “Only one.”

“Only one? You were gone almost three hours and made love to only one?” the first rat asked quizzically.

“Well, you see,” said the second, “I made love to a giraffe, and she kept saying, ‘Kiss me, screw me, kiss me, screw me…’”

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