A man died and went to Hell. The guy at the entrace said, “You must go in one of the three doors, but once you enter, you can't exit.”

So the man looked in the first door and saw people standing in shit up to there waists and said, “I'm not going in there!”

Then the man looked in the second door and saw people standing in shit up to there necks and said, “I'm not going in there!”

So the man looked in the third door and saw people standing in shit up to there ankles and said, “I'll go in here!”

As soon as he entered, the door slamed shut and a huge demon blew a whistle and said, "Break's over, back on your heads!
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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.