A woman died and went up to heaven, where she was greeted by an angel who took her off to see the sights. Soon she heard people screaming. She asked the angel why they were they screaming, and he said, “They're getting holes drilled in their back for the wings.”
Soon they came to another line of people who were screaming even louder, and she asked the angel what was happening here. The angel said, “Oh, they're getting holes drilled in their heads for halos.”
The woman said, “If this is heaven, then what is hell?”
The angel replied, “Just sex, sex, and more sex.”
The woman said, “Well, I would have preferred to go there. At least I already have a hole for that!”
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Englar! Opnið hjörtu ykkar og hleypið inn nýju hatri.
Engel mun leiða ykkur á ný.
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